Upon installing MetaMask, her icons on her phone had rearranged, and she accused me of installing spyware…
June 21, 2024
After not seeing my friends for 5 years, I returned home for a reunion, we booked a 5-star hotel to celebrate and party, as I had made a fortune in alt coins.
I met the most amazing Greek woman that evening, and offered to set her up a crypto wallet and send her some ETH. Upon installing MetaMask, her icons on her phone had rearranged, and she accused me of installing spyware.
She then destroyed the hotel room and smashed a bottle and lunged at me. The police were called, and I am now perpetually banned from the hotel franchise.